True Story — Ted Mosby True Story — Ted Mosby SEASON 30 · EPISODE ONE How I Turned 30 IT'S GOING TO BE LEGEND — wait for it — DARY Kids, let me tell you the incredible story of how I turned 30. It was June 12th, 2026. The bar was on Brick Lane. And nobody — nobody — saw it coming. --DAYS --HRS --MIN --SEC The Playbook RSVP RSVP — have you met Ted? have you met me? confirm below — Your full name Will you be there? Yes, I'm in Sadly, I can't Bringing company? Just me — flying solo +1 — my wingman +2 — the gang +3 — the whole MacLaren's A song to play that night Help us build the ultimate playlist Anything else? (optional) Suit Up → The Major says: dress sharp, show up early, leave a story behind.